Teenage Girls Wear WAY TOO MUCH Eyeliner/Mascara
Watching "Teen Mom 2" recently, it occurred to me that at probably no other time in history have teenage girls worn such massive amounts of eyeliner. Maybe ancient Egypt, but I can't say because I wasn't there. This makes me wonder: where are teenage girls learning about applying makeup? Also, if you feel like you need to wear false eyelashes to your CPS court case, you should probably just wrap up life and start doing drugs because you've already failed.