Saturday, September 17, 2011


Teenage Girls Wear WAY TOO MUCH Eyeliner/Mascara

Watching "Teen Mom 2" recently, it occurred to me that at probably no other time in history have teenage girls worn such massive amounts of eyeliner.  Maybe ancient Egypt, but I can't say because I wasn't there.  This makes me wonder:  where are teenage girls learning about applying makeup?  Also, if you feel like you need to wear false eyelashes to your CPS court case, you should probably just wrap up life and start doing drugs because you've already failed.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Movie Thoughts OR Fun With Photo Placements

Watching this bunk movie called Hesher or whatever, and it is totes boring, but all I can think about is how much of a boner I have for Rain Wilson.  What is wrong with me?  I've always had dubious taste in men, but...really? 

This guy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is in the movie...

                                               And so is this guy...

Guess which one I'd take home first, and if you're in any way a reasonable person, you'd guess wrong.  I WANT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A RAPIST!

P.S.  Hesher sucks.