Observations

Teenage Girls Wear WAY TOO MUCH Eyeliner/Mascara

Watching "Teen Mom 2" recently, it occurred to me that at probably no other time in history have teenage girls worn such massive amounts of eyeliner.  Maybe ancient Egypt, but I can't say because I wasn't there.  This makes me wonder:  where are teenage girls learning about applying makeup?  Also, if you feel like you need to wear false eyelashes to your CPS court case, you should probably just wrap up life and start doing drugs because you've already failed.

Movie Thoughts OR Fun With Photo Placements

Watching this bunk movie called Hesher or whatever, and it is totes boring, but all I can think about is how much of a boner I have for Rain Wilson.  What is wrong with me?  I've always had dubious taste in men, but...really? 



This guy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is in the movie...




                                               And so is this guy...




Guess which one I'd take home first, and if you're in any way a reasonable person, you'd guess wrong.  I WANT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A RAPIST!

P.S.  Hesher sucks.

Shower Curtain, Round 2

Oh yeah, it is about to go down in the bathroom.  I'm getting the drill out again.  And if, when it is all over, I cannot get into my shower and take a shower...I'm going to go APE SHIT MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY. 

Deep breath...it's time.

I made these! Well, I put text on the photos...I didn't take the photos.

I'm a Stupid Cat!

I can't get enough of this video. My cats are all a bunch of very cute dumbasses too.

Brilliant Idea!

Give Congresswoman Gabbie Giffords whatever Stephen Hawking uses to communicate, wait 5 years, elect first female-robot president of USA, who then saves the entire world from insanity with never-ending motherly robot sensibility.

Natural.  Problem.  Solver. 


:)

Out with the old...

This blog was originally created for a writing class, so I had to be...uh...not myself.  NOT ANYMORE!  Now this will be my blog, created mainly for me, in which I will behave the way I usually do.  From now on, this blog will be cool.  But it isn't starting tonight, because I have to put up laundry and go to bed.  Being a grown up is the biggest load of shit ever, I swear.  Tomorrow, or maybe the next day because I have things to do tomorrow, it will be JOB RANTS FOR EVERYONE!